![]() ![]() We must be in Austria, because you’re Alps-olutely stunning. You must be from the Caribbean, because you Aruban me just the right way.Īre you from Australia? Because you meet all of my koala-fications. This may be an Antigua-ted compliment, but I do believe you’re Barbuda-ful.Īre you from Armenia? Because Yerevan in a million. I hope they’ve banned you from Antarctica because… Oh nevermind, I was gonna use an icebreaker, but it looks like you’re so hot, you’ve already melted all the ice. You might not be from the Caribbean, but I wanna take you out… Anguilla have a good time. I’d love to take you out for dinner… And/orra dessert □ You must be from Algeria, because I want to get Dinar with you.Īre you from Pago Pago? Because I wanna see Samoa your smile. You must be Albanian, because I want Tirana-way with you. We must be in Kabul, because Afghan and fallen in love! Cheesy Pickup Lines for Every Country in the World (A-Z) The “big plus” flag in Lucerne, Switzerlandĭo you realize we’re this country’s biggest tourist attraction? You’re the Angel, and I’m Fallin’. Having you in my life is like having a Swiss flag. Cheesy Country Pickup Lines – Video Versionĭayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Some are classics that were too good to exclude. So, in the following post, I’ll start with my favourites and then a complete list from A-Z… Enjoy!!ĭisclaimer: While 90% are original, I can’t take credit for every single one of these lines. (Yes, feel free to get that on a T-shirt. After all, 7 days without a pun makes one weak. Naturally, they’re inspired by my love of word play (have I shown you my copy of the Grate-est Joke Book ever? I’m not being funny, that’s literally what it’s called)Īnyways, some are clever, some are dirty, some are so painfully horrible that your whole body will cringe, but hey, I promise you’ll smile (at least once).įor the ones that are reeeaal stretches, I’ve added the non-punny sentence in brackets. I can’t quite remember where the idea came from, but it soon became my most random project to date. A Pickup Line for Every Country in the World – My Best Idea Yet? That is precisely why I’ve sat down and created a cheesy pickup line for every country in the world (according to Worldometers). Sure, some might call it a freakish competitiveness or just a petty desire to prove people wrong, but when I come up with an idea, trustthat I’ll do anything in my power to make it a reality. Call me a Christmas tree because you’re turning me on.ġ1.I’m one of those people that takes challenges very seriously. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.ġ0. The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you’ve stolen my heart.ĩ. I’m like Santa… I can go all night long.Ĩ. That Christmas tree isn’t going to be the only thing with an angel on top of it.ħ. Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.Ħ. Is your name Rudolph? Because you totally sleigh.ĥ. It appears the tree is missing its angel.Ĥ. Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa exactly what I want this year?ģ.Here are the best Christmas pickup lines to get in the mood (and no, they are not Santa-approved). Nothing says holiday spirit quite like a naughty pickup line. I wasn’t playing cards, but I still picked a Queen.Īxelarigato / Instagram Best Christmas Pickup Lines If you were a typeface, you’d be fine print.ħ. Are you a taser? Cause you’re stunning.Ħ.
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